Our Policies

  1. The $ is due and is paid when you order using a cc/dc/prepaid card. Mail order is SO 19th century.

  2. ALL taxes applicable are included in the sale price AUTOMAGICALLY, thanks to automation.

  3. Custom orders are welcome; contact us for an estimate. In general, there are 3 bumper snickers to a page. Costs are 60 cents per page plus shipping; we ship them sheared into 3 or 4 bumper snickers per page as they do fit. ALWAYS assume a large print to be visible from OVER a car length behind the bumper bearing the message.

  4. Any color is permitted for ink, as long as it is black; other colors tend to fade quickly under the influence of sunlight. (Rule applies to bumper snickers only, not booklets.) Grey is halftone black.

  5. We're a web business; we do not offer a walk in address or counter service, the shop is a small room in a private home where in dwells a very elderly old lady and her almost as old cybernaut hubby.

  6. We ship using U.S.P.S. First class, or Parcel Post on large orders. Shipping is included in the price anywhere in the USA.

  7. We print pumper stickers. We print small booklets. We print single page handouts. That's it, no lawn signs until we buy a big special printer. Small booklets are 8.5X5.5 or smaller. Ask about larger sizes!

  8. We are openly supporting small and micro businesses, and The Libertarian And Constitution Parties. We love freedom, businesses, and privacy; we hate scams and government strangling business with regulations.

  9. We do NOT print for authoritarian or dictatorial parties (Hey, do THEY help US? You KNOW they don't!), but we do print for other businesses or for families, or nonviolent churches.

  10. Illegal messages shall NOT be printed; money shall be refunded. That's suicide for us, they have LOTS of trained thugs with guns, BIG guns.

  11. We are not racist sexist or religious bigots, and do not accept such jobs.

  12. We hold your information in trust, and will not make it to anyone for any purpose other than to our card processor, and only to the extent necessary to complete the transaction; or because we have been served by a court and are compelled to do so at gunpoint.

  13. We hope you vote Libertarian, but there are some decent folks in ALL parties, including some of those we disagree with. Peace.